I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed: Jesse Ventura

By Troy McClure

He’s a former US Navy Seal, Actor, Governor of Minnesota, WWF hall of famer, author and TV presenter; not to mention a crack pot.

He is Jesse Ventura, a supremely confident and outspoken guy who likes to discuss issues with people and school them on why he’s always right.

Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You may remember Jesse from such films classics as Predator, The Running man, Demolition Man, Batman and Robin and of course Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe, or from his role as Jesse “The Body” Ventura in the WWF, but behind this tough guy exterior is the real persona of the man… another tough guy.

A casual search of this man’s name reveals what he has been up to in the years from the last time you may remember seeing him, but we will leave how the internet works for another day.

It’s his Political involvement that may surprise most, or at least the level to wich he was/ is involved. After becoming Mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota from 1991 to 1995 he later served as the 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003. He is currently Considering running as a candidate for the 2016 Presidential elections, with the campaign slogan of “I ain’t got time to Vote”, challenging people to break a habit and make the effort to get out and vote.

The last statement about the slogan may have been added as a conversation piece, actual chance of slogan being used 1 in 80,000,000.

Here is a sneak preview of his election campaign TV Spot, never before seen, showing self named “Captain Freedom” state his polices he would implement if successful. You saw it here first!

He also ran an entertaining TV Show Jessie Ventura: conspiracy theory which looked at everything from the JFK assassination to 9/11. It is comically dramatic and part of the allure is trying to figure out what is actually credible and what is enhanced for effect. Much like your life and general personality… I’m just kidding, but not really…

Here he is showing off his bulldozing skills to real effect like a sexual Tyrannosaurus. It’s quite entertaining to watch.